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crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

Dude.

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hellabloggin:

when did potatoes learn how to run

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if it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it?

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zookiedagod:

this is so me

zookiedagod:

this is so me

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thattallsummonerguy:

Pretty much the same thing with dudes and their dingles

dingles.

thattallsummonerguy:

Pretty much the same thing with dudes and their dingles

dingles.

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And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

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lially:

☾ 。 • ˚ ˚ ✭ 

lially:

☾ 。 • ˚ ˚ ✭ 

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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

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